Which A-Team Member Are You?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which A-Team Member Are You?
Image: Universal Television

About This Quiz

The A-Team became a cultural phenomenon in the '80s, with Mr. T emerging as a massive star. This rag-tag group of colorful personalities broke all the rules but found a way to get the job done and blow up as much stuff as possible along the way. We're about to find out if you're "Hannibal," "Bad Attitude," "Faceman" or "Howlin' Mad."

Maybe you're someone who is very handy at fixing anything you come across, and you have a bit of a temper. If so, B.A. Baracus might be just right for you. Should you mention that you're also very good with children and you have a paralyzing fear of flying in an airplane, there's not much doubt as to who we're going to match you up with.

Perhaps you're a planner, someone who can take all the potential factors in a situation and come up with a brilliant tactical scheme. If you also smoke a cigar on a regular basis and you enjoy dressing up in disguises, then it's clear that John "Hannibal" Smith is your man. When you tell us that you enjoy taking calculated risks and those around you commonly refer to you as a "fool," then it's a done deal.

The plane's engines are warming up. Are you getting on or are we going to have to sedate you?

Are you someone who plans things out or do you tend to play it by ear?
I can put together a meticulous plan.
I like to have a general idea of what I'm doing, but I tend to improvise in the moment.
I pay a lot more attention to detail than most people think.
I'll totally wing it.

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Do you smoke cigars?
I suppose I'd smoke one if someone gave it to me, but I'm unlikely to buy one myself.
Cigars are disgusting. No way.
I might smoke one on a special occasion.
Oh yeah, all the time.

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Are you more comfortable as a leader or a follower?
I'm more of a lone wolf.
I suppose I'm more of a follower, but you have to earn my loyalty.
I'm definitely leadership material.
I just do whatever the boss tells me to.

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Which holiday fits your personality the best?
Halloween.
April Fool's Day.
New Year's Eve.
Valentine's Day.

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Do you ever wear a disguise?
No, what you see is what you get.
I do tend to play different roles with different people.
I'm pretty out there, but I don't really dress up at all.
I love to disguise myself. I do it pretty regularly.

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Which quote are you most likely to say?
"Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys or what?"
"I love it when a plan comes together."
"Shut up, fool."
"I lie, I cheat, I steal, and I just don't get any respect."

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How comfortable are you with taking risks?
If I've run the calculations and there's a high chance of success, I'll definitely take a risk.
I love to live my life on the edge.
I'd much rather take the safe route.
I try not to think about what might happen if it doesn't work.

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How would you describe your love life?
Nonexistent.
Stable.
Exciting.
Fulfilling.

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How well does the description of "suave" match your personality?
That's totally me.
That's pretty much the opposite of me.
I suppose I have my charms.
You'd have to catch me on a really good day for that to match.

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Have you ever been involved in a scam?
Yes, but it was for a good cause.
No, I'm always on the straight and narrow.
I don't think so, but it's possible that I've been suckered into one in the past.
My whole life is one scam after another.

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Would you consider yourself to be a spiritual person?
I'm a very spiritual person.
I'm way more spiritual than most people think.
I'm spiritual, but I follow a very unconventional path.
No, not at all.

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Which description best matches your body type?
Thin.
Average.
Muscular.
Athletic.

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How good of a salesperson would you be?
I'd do okay, but I think my talents are in other areas.
I could sell ice to an Eskimo.
No, that would be a terrible fit for me.
I would probably be very entertaining, but I don't know how many sales I'd actually close.

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Has anyone ever said that your beliefs and actions contradict themselves?
Everything about me is a contradiction.
No, what I say is what I do.
Yeah, I do tend to get that a lot.
I'm sure someone has said something along those lines at some point.

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How odd of a character are you?
I'm not boring, that's for sure.
I might look a little different, but I'm actually the most normal one in the group.
I have my moments, but I'm generally pretty normal.
I'm totally bizarre.

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Do you enjoy flying?
It's not a highlight of my day or anything.
That's one of my biggest fears.
I love to fly.
It's the fastest way to get where you're going, but I don't love it.

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Would you say that you're a bit of a mystery?
Not at all. What you see is what you get.
I suppose I might be a little hard to figure out.
Yeah, no one knows what to make of me.
I do try to keep people guessing as much as possible.

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How do you feel about big explosions?
I do enjoy watching stuff blow up.
As long as I'm not the one being exploded, I like them.
I'm not a fan.
Explosions are pretty entertaining.

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Do you have any anger management issues?
I get irritated once in a while, but I don't think I have issues.
No, I'm a very cool customer.
Yes, I have some pretty major anger issues.
I have issues, but anger isn't really one of them.

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How intimidating is your presence?
I'm not intimidating at all.
My look definitely freaks people out a bit.
I suppose my good looks might be a bit intimidating to some.
I'll definitely command your attention.

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Which haircut best matches your style?
Feathered.
Mohawk.
Buzz cut.
I usually wear a hat.

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Do you wear any gold?
I have a gold ring, but that's it.
Yes, I wear tons of gold.
I don't wear any gold.
I have a few gold pieces on me.

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How handy are you?
I can fix anything.
I pay other people to do that kind of stuff for me.
There are a few things that I know how to fix.
I'm much better at delegating that kind of work.

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Do you work on your own vehicles?
I've been known to take on a few minor repairs.
I used to, but those days are long gone.
Yes. I don't let anyone touch my vehicles but me.
No. It's more likely that I'd cause damage than fix anything.

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How good are you with kids?
I don't have time for that nonsense.
I do well with them, but it's mostly an act.
You'd be surprised, but I do really well with kids.
I think they find me entertaining.

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Are you a grumpy person?
No, I'm pretty much always cheerful.
I have to admit that I am.
It's pretty rare for me to be in a foul mood.
There are days where I can be a bit grumpy.

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How strong of a fighter are you?
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
You do not want to mess with me.
I can hold my own when I need to.
I'm a pacifist.

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What part of the day are you at your best?
Midday.
Morning.
Afternoon.
Night.

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If you weren't a member of the A-Team, which of the following careers would fit you the best?
Mechanic.
Scam artist.
Pilot.
Tactical advisor.

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Which nickname matches your personality the best?
"Howlin' Mad".
"Hannibal".
"Bad Attitude".
"Faceman".

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